Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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