you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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