I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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