he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
What a dumb baby whore.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
third nipple confirmed
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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