Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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