Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You're like the curious george of whores
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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