Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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