If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Congratulations! We have a period
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