what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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