belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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