I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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