we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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