I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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