the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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