Its about making memories worth repressing
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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