I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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