i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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