Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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