Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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