The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
pray to the hookup gods
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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