yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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