Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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