I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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