So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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