Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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