ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
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