omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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