And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Randomize
