I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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