but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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