Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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