He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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