Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I want to be your penis for a week.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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