At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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