So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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