When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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