Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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