Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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