Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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