she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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