a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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