Just mADE A PArabola og urine
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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