Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
he's single and there are thong briefs.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
