I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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