i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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