I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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