i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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