I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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