My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
There r osticjed everywhere
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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