And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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