when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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