We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
nut hugger
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
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Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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