Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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