I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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