ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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