Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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